I hope you don't own any books/maps or almanacs.

The FBI have issued a warning to all agents advising them to be on the lookout for terrroists with books, maps or even almanacs. Everybody is advised to destroy all items they may have for security reasons and if you have a farmers alamac you better burn it quick!
I really hope you don't have this in your home either.

NY Post Says GTA Worse Than Molesting, ah wtf like?

So I was just browsing away and I came across this story on slashdot, Oh Fucken Hell! I thought to myself THIS IS CRAZY.
Whats next, playing games like Desert Combat are worse then starting a war on a country?
Just a small quote like this rounds up just how crazy this story is "This is 10,000 times worse than the worst thing anybody thinks Michael Jackson ever did to a little boy"

Cool signatures for web forums

You can generate a custom changing image signature from dansoft.com, it changes each time you reload the page its kinda cool.

Your Simple Guide to buying CD's for christmas

Well if you know any kids or teenagers whatever you do, DON'T buy them CD's for christmas, here's a simple guide why and how to save yourself the pain. On that note I'd like to say happy christmas to the RIAA :-)

Do you really want to deal with this?

Attention Will Robinson, Orange Alert!

Yep its happened, the US has moved to orange alert because Al-Qaeda are apparently planning on using planes again to attack the US, quick everyone you better start following these instructions..don't read this.

Nice new secure File-sharing client

Come across this new very-secure open source file sharing client on cdfreaks called Mute, all connections are encryped so the evil RIAA can't see what your doing.
You can download the Windows, Linux, Mac 10.2 0.1 versions of the program now.

CDWOW.ie is evil, IRMA (Irish Music Industry) say they are...

Just visited irma.ie and I laughed for ages after reading there site, they say that cdwow.ie is illegal and they have many reason for this according to there site. My favorite has to be They buy products at very low prices in the Far East and thereby ensure huge profits for themselves by shipping into wealthier markets (EU) hmm this sounds like almost every company in the world, quick we better bring Sony, Sharp, Nike & Puma to court right now!

LOTR Return Of The King Bloopers

Nice list of mistake from Return Of The King, also some from Fellowship and The Two Towers. My favorite from Return Of The King has to be How did Shelob's sting get through Frodo if he was wearing his mithril vest? Its obvious he wasn't stung higher or lower than where the vest was.

Got a new digi camera

Well for those of you that know me you may have heard back in Sept that some scumbag stole my Canon S30 Digi camera out of my apartment, luckily the scumbag did'ent want my shuttle/17" LCD he was just looking for money or something small and expensive phew!. Well finally I've bought myself a Canon Powershot S50 and its SWEET! and the pictures are excellent quality.

OpenOffice.org wins again

Well I don't know about the rest of you but I use OpenOffice instead of MS Office, why you may ask well its based on Suns StarOffice program oh and did I mention its free and open-source. Well now the City Of Austin is migrating to it, maybe its time you switched over? More info on this @ News.com.

Hes nothing but a 'Miserable failure'

Well as I'm sure you all heard it by now George W Bush is nothing but a 'Miserable failure', it all started months ago in places like this. I still find it funny and I guess it shows Google bombing can be used for something usefull afterall :-)

Argos and its CrAzY PrIcEs ;-)

Fucken hell, I knew Argos was expensive for some items this this is just taking the piss!
I was buying a shelf unit a couple weeks back and luckily one of my friends had a digi camera with him, I managed to get the unit for �99.00 (Euro), but look at the Was: price for the unit!

According to the guy at the counter there also have a Seimens phone at a similar price :-)
Oh...and yes I do realise computer glitches happen from time to time...

Bloody Christmas!

Well one again that time of year again, the time that loads of people to spend stupid amounts of money of things most people don't even want (I'm just giving money to everyone) :)
Its funny really, we're trying to conserve energy but yet we do stupid shit like this, christmas is just full of fucken retards dear god lets start killing them off..