Americas evil campaign of fear!

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has urged families not to mark Halloween, calling it a US custom alien to the South American nation. Am I the only one who thinks this lad is fucken crazy. Seriously, you'd think its a joke only for its not April 1st and its on bbcnews.com.

Hill in Bosnia turns out to be 12,000 year old pyramid

It hasn't been fully excavated yet but if fully confirmed it will be the first pyramid discovered in europe...more info here & video news here.

Jack Thompson Calls Cops on Penny-Arcade

Not sure if anybody else has been following this, he's very crazy and he's just called the cops on Penny Arcade.
The latest saga in this story happened when Jack Thompson put the word out that if somebody made his game he'd donate 10k to charity, he later said that his was a joke (satire) and retracted the comment so Penny Arcade has instead donated 10k to charity.
As well as this Penny Arcade has started selling a "I hate Jack Thompson" t-shirt on thinkgeek.com, jack did'ent like this so he called the cops. What a fucken nut case! I can only imagine why Jack is so fucked up......

Fox's & Hen's

I believe the below statement explains this story perfectly.

"WASHINGTON D.C., The Senate is forming a committee to look into why it is a bad idea to have foxes in charge of the henhouse. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) stated, "In the interests of diversity, we don't really understand why this should be any kind of problem and we'll work dilligently with foxes and chickens to see what can be done to have them live together in harmony." A Festus Fox was unable to give a comment as his mouth was currently full of feathers. No chickens have been found to provide their point of view. The chickens total lack of cooperation so far is seen as an attempt on their part to block progress in the matter."